Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I'm really busy with my period
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