idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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