last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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