Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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