kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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