i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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