SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
It's blow job season.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
The power of my boobs compel you
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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