I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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