How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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