I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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