idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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