There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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