I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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