Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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