Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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