Christians are straight up FREAKS
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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