he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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