i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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