: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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