You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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