margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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