a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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