Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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