That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Randomize
