The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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