Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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