Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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