I think I just saw someone hide a body.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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