ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Is it because I queefed?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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