I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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