Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
My ass is underappreciated
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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