I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
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