There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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