lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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