you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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