You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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