then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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