Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize
