So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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