i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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