Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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