dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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