How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Sex in the backyard? Check.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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