Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
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