At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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