It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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