Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Randomize
