Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
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