he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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