I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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