if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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