Someone shit on the floor
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
