worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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