3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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