You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Randomize
