My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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