just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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